Houston Texans Football

They won. No, really, they did. Coach Dom Capers told his team that nothing is impossible, that the remaining games are their's to win also.

The recent news that Harriet Miers had removed herslef from consideration as Bush's SCOTUS nomination has flamed suspicion that there may have been White House involvement in the win today of the Texans over the Cleveland Browns, 19-16.

"Miers, who withdrew her candidacy Thursday, is with Bush at Camp David advising him in the deliberations. Her candidacy for the Supreme Court triggered a revolt by conservatives who thought the White House counsel and longtime friend of the president lacked the credentials and clear record needed to move the court firmly to the right."

CIA released word that Lewis "Scooter" Libby also may have lied about his involvement in the win. Libby was charged Friday and indicted with charges.

"The indictment identifies the other officials only by their titles, but it clearly implies that others involved in the discussion included David Addington, Cheney's counsel; John Hannah, deputy national security adviser; and Catherine Martin, then Cheney's press secretary."

In a story that could be related, the first half play of the University of TEXAS vs Oklahoma State University was questioned, specifically whether the two teams had perpetrated a Halloween hoax on fans by allowing the Houston Texans to play the first half against the Cowboys of OSU and the Longhorns to play Sunday against the Browns in place of the Texans.

"For the second straight year, the Cowboys shoved highly ranked Texas into a first-half ditch."

Fortunately, the switch was made at half-time, and the Texans were sent back to Houston. The Lonhorns won 47-28.

"This time wasn't as dramatic, but the ending was identical with Young orchestrating the eighth second-half comeback of his career."

Further investigations are pending into the mysterious victory today at Reliant Stadium.

How the hell did the Texans do it?

Comments

[GUYK]

The Longhorns are a damn good team. The Texans were luckier than a goat with two dicks and both of them hard. Kind of like the 49ers treating the Bucs like redhaired stepchildren