On the Patio

Begone!

HNY Y'all!

Happy HoHoHo

 

  

S.H.I.T.

A Dream I Had

Last night I dreamed of sweat dripping down my back and down my ass crack. I could feel sweat trickling down the back of my knees. It tickled me and I smiled.

I lit matches and put them in my arm pits to extinguish them. My forehead soaked bandana was used to wipe my side view mirrors clean.

I picked up the faint hint of Coppertone. It did battle with the salt thick humidity. I drank them both in.

I knew the sand was hot. It burned my feet as I walked back to the dunes for some firewood I noticed there.

I casually walked into the surf to cool off. A wave almost knocked me down. The 74º water felt like melted ice on my head.

I woke and layed there, wondering why I live here and not on Cayman Brac. Or in Costa Rica. But then I thought...it could be worser. It was 52º this morning. Not that cold, huh? But cold and miserable enough for me to hate it. I hate it. 

The Kentucky Fisherman

A Wildcat fan won a bass boat in a church raffle.  He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

Weird

For some reason this post from about 6 years ago has been blowing up on google searches for years now.

Just proves that you never know what will get the trigger pulled.

 

You Want Change?

Can I get an AMEN!

I want this bumper sticker!

Friday Fishing

Maybe this will ease the pain at the pump....

Miles From Nowhere

 

And in case you are looking for that special someone.....

Paddle Faster! I Hear Banjos!

Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

From what I read a few years ago, Ned Beaty suggested that the infamous scene in "Deliverance" where he was raped by a mountain man. One of the most re-quoted phrases from a movie would be forever immortalized; "Squeal like a pig!"

The actor Bill McKinney has died.  He also played the Redlegs Captain Terrill in Clint Eastwood's movie, "Outlaw Josey Wales."