Some Liquor for today. And a few toasts.
"We drink to your coffin. May it be built from the wood of
a hundred year old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow."
"There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be."
"'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!'
Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
The devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.