OK, so let's first address the fact I watched "The Bachelor" this season.
I hunt and fish, I kill and gut animals, then I eat them. On occasion I eat at KFC. I wear animal products and sport T-shirts with off-color words on them. I smoke cigars and drink Irish whiskey. But this season I watched that chick-reality series. I'm still very much a man secure in my masculinity.
Jason Mesnick needs some reality awakening. First, he had to waddle through 25 gorgeous women, many of whom made their first mistake by speaking. But still, it was fun to watch and easy to get into. This turd nugget from Seattle really knows how to bleed an audience. It's all scripted of course, he's a decent enough actor.
Listen up, we guys have been dumping women since before HOOTERS was a place to get chicken wings and watch UFC. And truth be told... <sniff> ... women have been doing the same. But this years' Bachelor did something last night on live TV that makes pretty much all men look bad. He told all watching he was dumping (Sweet) Melissa for who he really is in love with (" No, I really mean it this time!"), Molly. and Molly accepted Jason's bail-out, ("Let's see how it goes.").
Dumb meets Scum. Dumb drops panties for Scum. Scum leaves Dumb.
He actually could have had a good thing if he had started at the beginning doing this... 25 women in a few weeks?....sheeeeet!
So when are you going to be on that show? I'd watch teevee for that...
Posted by: Libby | March 03, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Yes Libby! That is a fantastic idea!!!
Posted by: De | March 03, 2009 at 03:12 PM