Gas

Didja ever have that date, a first date, and someone farted? Sure, sure, it's accidental. I mean, no one would really do that on purpose, not on the first date anyway. It's only proper to wait a few dates before trying to impress your date.

Well, it happened to me! We went out and had a great time on our first date. Back at the house, we watched a little TV......we were kinda tired...sleepy...the movie wasn't that good.....it was quiet...and then....ffffffriiiiiippppppplllllesssspspspssssspttttttpooof!!

I wish I had had this T-shirt to give her back then.