HE Said--SHE Said

HE: Honey, Let's go out tonight for dinner!

SHE: Why, my cooking isn't any good to you?

HE: No, I just thought we could drive through TacoBell or something like that.

SHE: Oh, so you're embarrassed to be seen with me!

HE: No, baby, I just thought we might save some money that way.

SHE: OK, Now I'm spending too much money! I'll take that dress back tomorrow!

HE: What dress was that, sweetie?

SHE: Aha!! I knew you didn't even notice it! You don't care at all about me!

HE: You know what, babe? I'm gonna go have a cigar and play some pool at 'Joe's Bar.' I'll call you later.

SHE: You insensitive bastard! Mom was right about you. She said you'd leave me! Why is this happening to meeeeeee?