Flossing King Toothpick Prince

You can't judge the entire "Empire" by just one or two ........stretching it here.....journalists.
They don't have allot going for them over there.
Maybe they don't have anything else to work on, right?
I mean, hell yeah, they solved that dirty Jack the Ripper scandal.
Lady Diana is finally peacefully resting in her grave.
Elton John has found a cure for AIDS.
And Yusuf Islam has a place to lay his head.

So it was about time the dentally challenged would offer assistance in a mildly important election over here in the colonies.

In a weekly TV column, writer Charlie (the beaver) Brooker launched into a refrain familiar to anyone who regularly reads The Guardian, the house organ of London's liberal left-wing. Taking on George W. Bush's performance during the recent debates, Brooker dubbed the president a "lying, sniggering, drink-driving, selfish, reckless, ignorant, dangerous, backward, drooling, twitching, blinking, mouse-faced little cheat."

He concluded his ditty with the following paragraph:

"On November 2, the entire civilized world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr. -- where are you now that we need you?"

"Hi, I'm Charlie, and I'm an asswit!"

Comments

[tina]

Shut your mouth already!